You Know You Are In Love
When You See The World In Her Eyes,
And Her Eyes Everywhere In The World.

Submitted By: Sami

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Judge, mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik mob Nokia N73
5 karror rupay
Apki beti se shadi,
USA ka viza,
2 saal ka hanimon,
6 7 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwa dun us k bad ap jo fasila do mujhe manzor hoga..

Submitted By: Rahat

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Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more
popular than a five-day test

Submitted By: Akmal

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Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.

Miss: wo kasay?

Bacha: jab phichli bar ammi hospital main admit theen tu behan aae thi
Ab abu admit hain…

Submitted By: Sohan

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Son: Mom! Papa
Bohot shareef hain…

Mom: Wo kesay?

Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko dekhtay hain to…

Foran 1 Aänkh bandh kär letay häin.

Submitted By: Sarya

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Do you Know?
Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?
Bad-MIND:-
Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko….
AUR
LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain……

so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen……

Submitted By: Shankar

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Birds dat live in a lake will fly away when d lake dries up.

But lotus that grows in d same lake will die with d lake,

dats d commitment in LOVE.

Submitted By: Pasha

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Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight but has vary less weight.
Student: ur braizer

Submitted By: Dev

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Mahman!
Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy?
Bacha!
Muje schol jana boht acha lagta hy
Or waha se wapis ana b boht acha lagta hy
Bus waha rukna bura lagta hy

Submitted By: Sameer

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1 ladki doctor k paas jati hai
Ladki- doc. g mere niche 1 ched or kar do…
Doc- par kyon??
Ladki-dhandha badiya chal rha hai soch rhi hoon 1 branch or khol loon!!!

Submitted By: Raju