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"*"*"*"*"*"*"
*"*"HAPPY"*"*
"*"DIAWALI"*"

Submitted By: Karan

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Judge: tUm nE Ek hI RaAT Me 7 jAgah Chori kI?

Chor: haAN Sahib,
Main mEhnat sE G Nahi chUrata.

Submitted By: Paresh

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas

Submitted By: Sohan

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Woman has man in it……
Mrs. has Mr in it……
Female has male in it…….. She has He in it……
No wonder men always want to be inside women…

Submitted By: Darshan

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_l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

Submitted By: Ponam

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oncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff wiD Her giRL frieNd was aSkEd ….
HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u???
He smileD And answerED..

L0vE LefT us!!!

Submitted By: Mike

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This Diwali I M Sending You CASH:

C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs

* HAPPY DIWALI *

Submitted By: Dev

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maana k mumkin nahin hai milan apna ,
per is umeed pe baandh rakha hai tujh se dil ka rishta
k shayed takdeer likhty samay dil bhar aaye kaatib-e- takdeer ka

Submitted By: Zahid

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who shows “ANGER” on you

Never Misunderstand the pers0n who shows “ANGER” on you

Because..

Anger is the m0st easiest & childish way to express the
*DEEP LOVE*

Submitted By: Radha

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Ek larki ne apni jeans utar di or larke se boli:
“muje larki hone ka ehsas dilao”

larke ne b jeans utar de or bola:

“jao ye dono jeans dho kar lao”.

Submitted By: Raja

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