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Boom Diwali

Posted: 05 Oct 2009 06:34 PM PDT

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(((((BOOM)))))

"*"*"*"*"*"*"
*"*"HAPPY"*"*
"*"DIAWALI"*"

Submitted By: Karan

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Ek hi raat me

Posted: 05 Oct 2009 06:31 PM PDT

Judge: tUm nE Ek hI RaAT Me 7 jAgah Chori kI?

Chor: haAN Sahib,
Main mEhnat sE G Nahi chUrata.

Submitted By: Paresh

Wishing a Jhakas Diwali

Posted: 05 Oct 2009 06:27 PM PDT

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas

Submitted By: Sohan

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Men always want to be inside women

Posted: 05 Oct 2009 06:15 PM PDT

Woman has man in it……
Mrs. has Mr in it……
Female has male in it…….. She has He in it……
No wonder men always want to be inside women…

Submitted By: Darshan

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DIWALI Delivery

Posted: 05 Oct 2009 06:12 PM PDT

_l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

Submitted By: Ponam

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L0vE LefT us

Posted: 05 Oct 2009 06:06 PM PDT

oncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff wiD Her giRL frieNd was aSkEd ….
HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u???
He smileD And answerED..

L0vE LefT us!!!

Submitted By: Mike

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This Diwali I M Sending You CASH

Posted: 05 Oct 2009 06:03 PM PDT

This Diwali I M Sending You CASH:

C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs

* HAPPY DIWALI *

Submitted By: Dev

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mumkin nahin hai milan apna

Posted: 05 Oct 2009 05:59 PM PDT

maana k mumkin nahin hai milan apna ,
per is umeed pe baandh rakha hai tujh se dil ka rishta
k shayed takdeer likhty samay dil bhar aaye kaatib-e- takdeer ka

Submitted By: Zahid

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Anger is easiest way to express LOVE

Posted: 05 Oct 2009 05:51 PM PDT

who shows “ANGER” on you

Never Misunderstand the pers0n who shows “ANGER” on you

Because..

Anger is the m0st easiest & childish way to express the
*DEEP LOVE*

Submitted By: Radha

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Ek larki ne apni jeans utar di

Posted: 05 Oct 2009 05:48 PM PDT

Ek larki ne apni jeans utar di or larke se boli:
“muje larki hone ka ehsas dilao”

larke ne b jeans utar de or bola:

“jao ye dono jeans dho kar lao”.

Submitted By: Raja

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    Boom Diwali

    Posted: 05 Oct 2009 06:34 PM PDT

    This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….

    :05

    :04

    :03

    :02

    :01

    (((((BOOM)))))

    "*"*"*"*"*"*"
    *"*"HAPPY"*"*
    "*"DIAWALI"*"

    Submitted By: Karan

    Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com

    Ek hi raat me

    Posted: 05 Oct 2009 06:31 PM PDT

    Judge: tUm nE Ek hI RaAT Me 7 jAgah Chori kI?

    Chor: haAN Sahib,
    Main mEhnat sE G Nahi chUrata.

    Submitted By: Paresh

    Wishing a Jhakas Diwali

    Posted: 05 Oct 2009 06:27 PM PDT

    Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
    ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
    vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
    aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
    Wishing a Diwali Jhakas

    Submitted By: Sohan

    Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com

    Men always want to be inside women

    Posted: 05 Oct 2009 06:15 PM PDT

    Woman has man in it……
    Mrs. has Mr in it……
    Female has male in it…….. She has He in it……
    No wonder men always want to be inside women…

    Submitted By: Darshan

    Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com

    DIWALI Delivery

    Posted: 05 Oct 2009 06:12 PM PDT

    _l”l________
    –/ l__l Delivery
    | | ________
    L(o)__l___(o)__|
    This van is loaded with
    LOVE n CARE,
    Wishing U and your family
    A HAPPY DIWALI

    Submitted By: Ponam

    Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com

    L0vE LefT us

    Posted: 05 Oct 2009 06:06 PM PDT

    oncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff wiD Her giRL frieNd was aSkEd ….
    HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u???
    He smileD And answerED..

    L0vE LefT us!!!

    Submitted By: Mike

    Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com

    This Diwali I M Sending You CASH

    Posted: 05 Oct 2009 06:03 PM PDT

    This Diwali I M Sending You CASH:

    C-Care
    A-Affection
    S-Smiles
    H-Hugs

    * HAPPY DIWALI *

    Submitted By: Dev

    Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com

    mumkin nahin hai milan apna

    Posted: 05 Oct 2009 05:59 PM PDT

    maana k mumkin nahin hai milan apna ,
    per is umeed pe baandh rakha hai tujh se dil ka rishta
    k shayed takdeer likhty samay dil bhar aaye kaatib-e- takdeer ka

    Submitted By: Zahid

    Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com

    Anger is easiest way to express LOVE

    Posted: 05 Oct 2009 05:51 PM PDT

    who shows “ANGER” on you

    Never Misunderstand the pers0n who shows “ANGER” on you

    Because..

    Anger is the m0st easiest & childish way to express the
    *DEEP LOVE*

    Submitted By: Radha

    Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com

    Ek larki ne apni jeans utar di

    Posted: 05 Oct 2009 05:48 PM PDT

    Ek larki ne apni jeans utar di or larke se boli:
    “muje larki hone ka ehsas dilao”

    larke ne b jeans utar de or bola:

    “jao ye dono jeans dho kar lao”.

    Submitted By: Raja

    Copyright: FreeSmsFun.com

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