Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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Sahil per khare khare humne shaam kardi,
Apna dil or duniya aap k naam kar di,

Ye bhi na socha kaise guzregi zindagi,
Bina soche samjhe her khushi aap k nam kar di

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Submitted By: Shankar

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Everyone hears what you say… Friends listen to what you say… Best friends listen to what you don’t say..

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I”m happy, u know why?
Coz I”m lucky, u know why?
Coz GOD loves me, u know how?
He sent a good friend to me, u know who?
It’s YOU.

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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

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